So, um.... Hi there 8D
I haven't posted a journal yet on this account, even though I've had it for like...ever XD So I was bored, and thought I may as well post something. :p  Soo I stole this from ~JigerJig (https://www.deviantart.com/jigerjig) who stole it from :iconxXRaivenWingsXx:
Dear Bob,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it  when I saw the shrunken head in your closet and I saw you sit on Manchester Uniteds goal keeper. I'm sure you're  ashamed enough to understand that santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know t